[TV & Movie Quotes]
  • "Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.
    Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
    Scarecrow: I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?
    Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right. - The Wizard of Oz

  • "We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for." - Robin Williams in Dead Poet's Society

  • "Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most." - Sandra Bullock, Hope Floats

  • "Every man dies, but not every man really lives." - -William Wallace, Braveheart

  • "God gave men larger brains than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." - Hackers

  • "It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. There's always that." - The Fight Club

  • "They're sweet, but they've got no balls. You want to take them home and give them a glass of milk. You wouldn't want to fuck them." - Sharon Osbourne, The Osbournes, on N Sync

  • "How do you feed a fucking tree? Do you stick a ham sandwich in front of the fucking thing?" - Ozzy Osbourne, The Osbournes

  • "I fuckin' hate her. The only reason she got a record deal is because she fucked a Backstreet Boy." - Kelly Osbourne, The Osbournes on Willa Ford

  • "As God as my witness I dont care if I have to lie, cheat, kill or steal, I will never go hungry again. - Scarlet O'Hara, Gone With The Wind

  • "You call that music? It sounds like a goat is being sexually molested by a banjo." -Ted Danson, Becker

  • "Bubbles? Bubbles? I'm not having any fucking bubbles, Sharon! I'm Ozzy Osborne man. I'm the prince of fucking darkness!" - Ozzy on The Osbournes

  • "Hey, Lord of the Ring Dings." - Will to Jack, Will & Grace

  • "Warning, assholes are closer than they appear." - Ace Ventura

  • "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?" - The Breakfast Club

  • "So what do you do for fun? Polish your knife collection?" - The Cutting Edge (One of my fave movies!)

  • "What do you do? Soak your hands in battery acid?" - The Cutting Edge

  • "Imagine a woman who fell out of the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." - Saving Private Ryan

  • "It's like a finger pointing away at the moon. If you look at the finger, you will miss all the heavenly glory." - Bruce Lee, Rise of the Dragon

  • "I thought we'd go out to dinner. Then I'd take her back to my place and then I'd introduce her to my monkey." - Ross, Friends

  • "You stupid, self-absorbed cat! Yes, I know that's redundant." - Hildegarde, Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

  • "Silence is the most powerful cry." Uncle Eliseo, Life is Beautiful

  • "A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same." - Fried Green Tomatoes (wonderful movie!)

  • "And if knowledge is power, then a GOD AM I! Was that over the top? I can never tell." - The Riddler, Batman Forever

  • "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities." - Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons (It's better if you can imagine Kelsey Grammar saying it.)

  • "I'm sorry i was a baby..."
    "Don't be ridiculous! Rachel, we were all babies once!" - Rachel and Phoebe, Friends