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93.3 Interview (the famous Penis interview) N=Nick K=Kane (DJ) M=Munchie (Sidekick) N: Hello? K: Nick? N: Yeah? K: It's Kane from 93.3 N: Wassup dog? K: Am I bothering you? N: No K: No? Let me ask you a question, I heard a rumor that you have a really big penis. N: Ooooh no, ya'll just tryin' to beef wit me again. K: No no, no, I'm just curious... N: *mumbles in background* M: You ain't nothin' but... *mumbles something* ...here Nick N: You know what? Hold on, hold on, ok, I'm over in L.A. right now, in the middle of the bay, so that's where ya'll caught me. K: Oh, I-I-I don't mean to bother you if your busy. I'll let you go. I just wanna know if you have a big penis? N: No, no, I mean that's...*laughs* M: Nick, like no you don't? Or... K: Nick, yeah be honest, be honest here Nick. Come on. N: Ok, this is, this is why they made th...the....the phrase no comment. K: So, so no comment means Nick *munchie in background says Nick at same time* your hung like a horse!! K&M: Whoo hoo!! M: *in background* Carter N: Which, which means no comment. K: Nick, come on it's your buddy. N: No..eh....my buddy? K: It's me. N: Speaking of which, you and me got some beef right now. M: uh oh K: Why? N: You know, *mumbles so you can't really understand* ...L.A., I'm gonna come over there and kick your butt. K: Nick, come on. N: You know... K: Let's...just tell me, what did I do to you? Why you got beef with me? N: Why I got beef wit you? K: Yeah N: I wonder why. K: Cuz I love you. N: Noo, you...man, come on. K: No, I'm for real, I love you. Hey, let me ask you this one quick question. N: What? K: We got these brand new T-shirts in with the Extreme Show, with the show and all. N: Yeah? K: I will trade you some of the shirts if you hook me up with some uh, some Burger King stuff. N: Well...some Burger King stuff? Oh...*stutters*...I don't think it includes you in the deal. K: Come on. M: *laughs* K: All I want is like a whopper jr. with cheese. N: *mumbles something like "well...uh"* K: Your Nick Carter you can get anything from Burger King you want...you can hook me up with...you can supersize it for free. Do you guys get freee food? Like can you walk into any Burger King in the country and ho-hook up for free? N: actually, no, I still buy my food from Burger King. K: Aw, what a nice guy. N: You know what? Ok... K: Well ok, that doesn't matter, do you have a big penis yes or no? N: I *stutters* anyways so, so I have to ask you another question...what was it? K&M: *laugh* K: Nick, you have a big penis yes or no? N: *laughs* K: I'm not gonna stop till I get an answer from you Nick. N: I *mumbles something* K: Some told me, I heard a rumor that somebody saw you changing and you had the biggest shlong this side of the Mississippi and I wanna know cuz, cuz I'd be proud to say I know you. N: *kinda laughing* I have no comment. K: Not...no...is it 8 inches? Is it 8 inches yes or no? N: *mumbles* K: More or less that 8 inches? Just tell me that much. N: Noooooo comment. K: More or less s...more or less than 7 inches? N: I ain't gonna say it. M: It's more than 7 inches!! N: No... K: Nick!! N: ...Yes. K: Proud of you! N: Man, you know what? I'm gonna kill you. K&M: *laugh* |